In a Lighter mood

A man is drinking with his wife when out of the blue, he announces;

"I love you."

The woman stares at her husband with a grateful smile.

"But...is that you or your beer talking?" she wonders aloud.

"It's me." the man answered calmly. "And I'm actually talking to my beer." 

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Moved by the church service, the richest man in town stood up to address
the congregation.

"I remember the day I earned my first dollar." he stated with confidence. "That night,
I went to a church meeting and the preacher told us about his missionary work.
I had only that single dollar bill, and I had to make a decision. Should I contribute
the dollar to his worthy cause or keep it. So, I gave him the money.
I believe that God blessed my decision and that is why I am a millionaire today."

As he sat down and before anyone could applaud, a woman shouted.

"And I dare you to do it again now!"


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A stark-naked woman jumps into a taxi and gives the cabbie an address.
The cabbie just looks at her, making no attempt to drive.

"What are you staring at?' the woman asks with a blush. "Haven't you seen
a naked woman before?"

"I'm not staring at you." the cabbie replies.

"Okay...so, if you're not staring, what are you doing?" the woman asks again.

"I'm just wondering..." the cabbie answered, looking at her all over.
"...wondering where you're keeping the money to pay me when we arrive
your destination?"