The American Crime Rate.

Without two groups of people, the crime rate in the United States would have been reduced by about 50%.

The first group consists of the dumb.

The second group comprises of those who have taken the phrase, "it's a free country" too far. Sadly, some people do belong to the two groups simultaneously. And here is an example:

While parking on a street, a guy stepped out of his car, leaving behind and openly, a cash-filled wallet on the driver's seat. He was on a rush to keep an appointment nearby. 

The car was soon broken into by some unknown thief. The man soon came out to start "crying" like a baby over the theft and vandalism.

And when asked (by the law enforcement officer who responded to the man's 9-1-1 call) why he left the wallet so carelessly on a major street, he exclaimed stupidly, "but it's a free country!"

Well, the cop felt like telling the fool; Why not "tell that to the Marines"...or better still, tell that to the "crack-head" who broke into your car...that is if the thief is ever found!